Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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