p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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