i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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