are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her vagine was all disorganized.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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