I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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