I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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