all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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