my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just high enough for therapy.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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