Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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