checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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