Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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