Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
All I want is dick and wine.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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