well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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