so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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