...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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