What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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