Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
