Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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