Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
