I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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