Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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