Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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