I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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