Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You are the jesus of drinking
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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