Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
