Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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