she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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