i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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