Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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