Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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