ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Randomize
