1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wish I only lived at night.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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