North Korea, Best Korea!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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