get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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