Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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