I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
