So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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