This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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