I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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