But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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