is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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