Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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