Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
