Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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