You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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