Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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