I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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