You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
