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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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