What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I am mentally ready for anal.
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